Archive for June, 2008

Not Purple Enough

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Not the Purplest?As you may know, my car’s license plate is “Purplest”. That’s because it is the purplest. The color is a deep purple called “phantom purple”. My car has a purple license plate light, a purple dome light, even purple lights under the dashboard.

Of course, none of these purply details are visible from the outside. Any ordinary gray clothed bystander wouldn’t notice the purple painted engine or the custom themed purple GPS system.

I was offended recently when I received this parking ticket. Only 2 explanations are possible:

  1. There is no option for “purple”
  2. I need to add more purple