Duck Tape TRON Light Cycles! http://t.co/ZiDLUdk The ending is the best part.

Daddy makes breakfast. Bagels with “fish”. Poor mans lox. http://t.co/M9TfPGT
There is a small river in my basement. Thankfully not a lake. http://t.co/qTWIETb
There’s a really nice breeze right now. Hurricanes aren’t so bad.

Great happy hour today. Had this excellent new hefeweizen beer. Thank you auto complete.

The Bronx zoo should be more clear on the receipts. I want my camels. They should fit in the trunk just fine. http://twitpic.com/61e084

I have officially begun celebrating @woodyguthrie’s centennial with Billy Bragg. Good times at the City Winery.

There’s always fahrenheit RT @AlyBeach holy sh*t 48 degrees!! theres no other way to put it
UnderArmour stock is up 6% today. I think it’s the heat.
Hot. In and out. http://twitpic.com/5tq3kw

If the moon is cheese then Jupiter must be bacon. http://t.co/XStmE1k

Happy 99th Birthday @woodyguthrie! Today’s version of a dust bowl might be having your name #woodyguthrie trending on Twitter.

I ate raw clams, clam strips and a bowl of clam chowder. Clam clam clam.

Wow the Red Barn has really evolved. Still too many ticket games. http://twitpic.com/5laumv